RACHEL, JACK AND ASHLEY TOO | Black Mirror (2011—)
People are very weird about a lot of things. Not me though. I’m normal all the time without fault
Dare I say this is Tumblr's greatest bit of all time
Me and "The Fonz" at the premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
next time i hear Kate say “Yelena...?” will be the end of me, regardless of the context and circumstances. i know i’m going to become the most annoying and the loudest person in the room.
Congratulations to:
Sun Rong and Wang Ling
for being the only straight couple I care about in 2021.
you would undo God's punishment?
"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop
solfungus-deactivated20220629:
"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop
casmick-consequences:
"soup section"... more like where's the clothes
gayvoidprince:
I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones
the-silent-screamer:
Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃
bee-dot-exe:
WHAT
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
wineyrose:
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
swordshapedleaves:
Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post
dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
noxusredfox:
What does that have to do with gaming ?
henstomper:
fake gamer spotted. take the shot.